Copy Anomaly

Business/

Brand/Agency Owners, CEOs, Founders:

You're One Step Away From Learning How You Can Fill Your Pipeline With As Many Customers As You Possibly Can't Manage. Every Single Month. GUARANTEED.

Hi, this is an edited, cool photo of me. My name is Kuzey, if we haven't met yet.

Here's the best part: if you don't get your ROI on time, you simply don't pay a single penny.

So, Welcome to this funnel.

First of all, I'll be very honest. This is a sales funnel.

You and I are both doing business.

I think you and I both know this funnel exists to see if I can encourage you to schedule a call with me.

And I'm hoping that with this website, I can leave a good impression on you, so you do that.

I don't like in fact, I hate refund policies and free stuff.

I just want to sit down and tell you what you can get here.

The difference between my payment process and a refund is:

All of the time, they tell you that if you do, as we say, for 30 days, and if you don't get the results, we can refund you.

BUT when you ask them about the refund, they make it hard to get it, so you don't want to get it and give up in the process.

So I decided to do something different...

My system is straightforward.

You don't pay until you see the results I promised you on the call.

And if I don't reach the results in time, you still don't pay.

The difference is you're not giving any start-up capital to give it a shot.

So, if I can make the ROI in the time period that we decided on the call,

Then you can go ahead and pay me.

But if we don't reach our goal in time,

Then you still do not pay me.

I'm so confident in my abilities that I'm okay with the fact that 1 month of my work can go to waste for 0 cents if I can't help you as promised.

What can I do for you?

There are 2 important things for all businesses that have something to sell:

1) Making the customers find you before your competition.

2) Converting them into long-term paying customers.

If you can make these 2, you will have so many customers filling your pipeline that you can't manage them anymore.

Well, lucky for us, that is exactly what I do as a direct-response copywriter.

I persuade people with written stuff like this text right here.

I make them click on your link or website or offer whatever you sell to make them buy it.

And I do it through these services, which are listed down below.

  • Ad Scripts

  • Product explanations, captions

  • VSL

  • Newsletter, Sales emails

  • Funnel optimization

  • Landing, Sales pages

  • Captions for social media posts

These are the services that, if they were perfect, there would be no reason for you even to consider thinking about having more customers.

Don't just take my word for it.
Here's what people I've worked with said about me.

“He knows how to make readers buy products - plain and simple.”

- Doug D’Anna, $100 Million Dollar Industry Veteran

“Kuzey is a truly gifted creative and is also profoundly solid in his marketing ability.”

- Ian Clark, Founder of 8-figure DR supplement brand

“The best copywriter I personally know of and work with.”

- Founder of Nooro (9-figure eCom brand)

If you have come this far, I appreciate your time.

And if you think I could help you with my services, schedule a call with me to discuss and have a quick chat.

Contact

Ask questions, contact for more information.

Don't hesitate to ask anything or feel weird for not knowing stuff.

My personal email: kuzey@copyanomaly.com

My personal telephone number:

+90 531 855 1358